ACTIVE WORKZONE
The Argus is currently undergoing repair and renovation. I, the Captain, reluctantly admit that some damage was sustained during my escape from an eldritch horror of questionable disposition. Unfortunately, the primary Archive server was critically damaged in the incident. Fortunately, however, its contents were preserved across two independent backup systems, because I am, against all odds, a genius. The backup servers are presently rebooting and are expected to return to full functionality within approximately 100 to 1040 business years. Until that time, access to the Archive and its index will remain limited.